hey, i’m melanie and i live in australia. i don’t take myself seriously and neither should you. i’m sincere sometimes and sarcastic most of the time. i am ridiculously opinionated but also engregiously facetious; the latter is too often misconstrued as the former. i’m into third wave feminism, absurdist existentialist/postmodernist philosophy, international relations theory, and basically anything cats or sloth related. my life also revolves around crying over musicians and being front row at gigs. this blog is essentially a snapshot of these things.

hit my ask button if you also appreciate these things, but creepy or profane messages will be reported to the cyber police

xoxo etc